Friday, July 25, 2008

Illegal fireworks

why are there some fireworks that are illegal in Utah but legal in stats with the same risk of fire hazards. you don't hear of many fires in Texas or Wyoming. i think the most dangerous firework is the ground flower. it stays low to the ground where all the flammable stuff is and its unpredictable. it could jump in any direction a catch your lawn on fire. so why don't thees cause fires in Utah? because kids don't have to sneak off to a field where no one is watching to use them. kids know they won't get in trouble for using them so they are free to use them in a safe open environment. I think the safest, beside the black snakes, are bottle rockets. they just shoot strait into air, and last time i check air won't spontaneously combust like brush will..... I think you get my point. have a nice day.

1 comment:

Matt "The Bull" said...

Utah My furry friend is an ultra conservative state.
nothing against conservative I am one. But in this case the crazy has taken over the asylum.
1) Mormons love rules. Don't deny it. IF there is no rule a mormon will say "there should be a rule". nothing against them/us we are hardwired to belive we need rules.
2) Mormons believe with great ferver in the "frog in a pot" metaphore. you know; if you put a frog in a pot and slowly turn up the heat he won't know before its too late and he will die.

ERGO
We need a rule about fire works (in this state you can get a ticket if you don't carry an orange flag across the street)
.... rule no longer makes sense and is no longer nesessary. " but if we allow bottle rockets next year they will fire Rocket Propeled Grenades as the capital.
Its the same line of reasonning that goes " if we allow gay marrige people will start marrying goats". and thus the mormons bless OUR hearts are paralyzed by fear.
and what do we know about fear.
frear leads to anger
anger leads to hate
hate leads to suffering
yoda.